ruinedchildhood:

Anna Kendrick Plays Ariel in Little Mermaid Parody on SNL [Video]

soft-communism:

zevafang:

classicwhowatchblog:

zevafang:

Reminder: communism will win

No it won’t… Communism can only work in the perfect world.. Human nature is too selfish.

Let’s play spot the capitalist

❤☮☭folloш foя мoяе soft сoммцпisм☭☮❤

"Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he callin’ me NyQuil"
— William Shakespeare (via whitegirlgrant)

virusexe:

Don’t send me sexual asks I’m just a simple farmer with crops to tend to

(Source: 124)

(Source: communistbakery)

bigendernepeta:

revtomdildomolar:

sunflowerlily:

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what?? piE ? i gotta see this

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ohhhh it says “piece” not “pie”

wait a second…

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omfg no

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MAKE IT STOPAPAPFDG S

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my anaconda dont

(Source: lizardmanlizardmanlizardman)

original-plastic:

Homosexuality is unnatural! It says so in this book where snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby.

noelanilalin:

southernlist:

cloudcuckoolander527:

tokilladm:

What if colleges only made you pay the percentage of tuition that you failed, so if you got an average of 86 for the year you’d only have to pay 14% of the tuition, but if you got a 94 then it’d only be 6%. That way we’d be rewarding the success and even if you flunked the semester, you still wouldn’t have to pay for ALL of the tuition

You are the future. 

Please run for president

that would actually be amazing

birdfeelings:

selfie Sunday and shit

toominator:

spookeys:

the boy cries you a sweater of tears and you kill him

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(Source: bunwithagun)

sage-what:

Waiting~

flirt-queen:

I forgot to tell the internet I’m blonde now

flirt-queen:

I forgot to tell the internet I’m blonde now

kagezukami:

share a coke with the indescribable, omnipresent feeling of dread in the pit of your stomach

(Source: eva-420)

neptunain:

honeymoon is an interesting term because an actual moon made of honey would imply space bees which is pretty horrifying

(Source: tuhree)