(Source: unclefather)

acornfarm:

defilerwyrm:

AHAHAHA NOT QUITE, OP, NOT QUITE

FUCKING NAILED IT

(Source: koriko-cha)

get to know me meme: [2/10] current celebrity crushes » natalie dormer

“Men still have trouble recognizing that a woman can be complex, can have ambition, good looks, sexuality, erudition, and common sense. A woman can have all those facets, and yet men, in literature and in drama, seem to need to simplify women, to polarize us as either the whore or the angel.”

"Men fear witches because they take their power from the earth without poisoning the soil."

(Source: bedabug)

cookienun:

wait

(Source: pdlcomics)

walmarts:

most kids: go to school, wear clothes, have skin, ears, and noses

me: the moon

corporateaccount:

date a girl who is your girlfriend

corporateaccount:

date a girl who is your girlfriend

jarulest:

women: *are killed, beaten, raped, and put down constantly for hundreds of years just for being women*

woman who is also a feminist: *cracks a joke about men on the internet*

men: ”see this is the problem with feminism it promotes hate speech they’re no better than sexist men why can’t i punch women in the face and why does the guy have to pay on dates #equalitarianism”

(Source: tangella)

supersmashthestatebros:

okay, I lied. I don’t have my license to kill, but I do have my learner’s permit. as soon as my mom gets here, you’re toast.

  • Everyone in my Comm class doing their intro speeches: Hi I'm Emma and I'm a sophomore theater major. I like sewing! Look at this shirt I made! I watch a lot of Project Runway.
  • Me: I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
  • other kids writing their college essays: and that's how I learned that I am all about hardworking and doing what I am passionate about even if the pressure of grades, work, extracurriculars, and my social life (I have one, I swear) can be overwhelming sometimes.
  • me: I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.