dont-say-when:

black—lamb:

deathwingxvx:

the tight t shirt, no bra, pierced nipple aesthetic is a true blessing upon this earth

me

alicemurphys:

duhmayo:

baruchobramowitz:

"Hello Professor,

I am doing my best to make this email sound adult. I have rewritten it sixteen, wait… seventeen, times. I am requesting assistance.

Thank you,
Student”

"Student,

ok

-bill”

yo seriously

thelilnan:

employer: why should we hire you?

me: i got first place on Rainbow Road

employer: holy shit

mitten:

nasturbate:

heteroh:

meramon:

aradiab0t:

i heard people were shipping dandy/twisty

What the fuck

this is why jesus has yet to return

destroy everything

this is not okay

(Source: clickthefrog)

radycat:

"omg why do u keep making all the characters gay???"

idk why do u and the whole of society keep making them all straight?

darkmoonfall:

This will never not be funny

darkmoonfall:

This will never not be funny

biophosphoradelecrystalluminesce:

sure everyone says theyre excited about ‘spirit week’ but the minute i awaken a few ancient spirits and raise the dead suddenly im a ‘witch’ and ‘ruining homecoming’

arthurpoo:

sometimes i marvel at the fact that people actually tell me they’re intimidated by me or scared of me when i am??? the embodiment of this gif???? thats literally all i am

image

why afraid

(Source: queensamwise)

noelfuckinfisher:

the best otps are the one where its like a personified cat and dog got together. 

(Source: why-so-baka)

icecooly94:

teacupnosaucer:

whoneedsfeminism:

I need feminism because “Who hired a stripper” shouldn’t be the first thing said to me when I walk into a welding job.

women in trades are treated like such fucking shit. 

NO I’M STILL STUCK ON THIS WHY WOULD ANYONE SAY THIS TO A WOMAN HOLDING A BLOWTORCH

icecooly94:

teacupnosaucer:

whoneedsfeminism:

I need feminism because “Who hired a stripper” shouldn’t be the first thing said to me when I walk into a welding job.

women in trades are treated like such fucking shit. 

NO I’M STILL STUCK ON THIS WHY WOULD ANYONE SAY THIS TO A WOMAN HOLDING A BLOWTORCH